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Job That Lied about Wages, Vacation, and Job Responsibilities Deeply Values Trust and Honesty- 20250808 0705 Distressed in Myanmar Room simple compose 01k24nngnqepassex0bqvvvxw4 copy 1
August 11, 2025
Job That Lied about Wages, Vacation, and Job Responsibilities Deeply Values Trust and Honesty
August 11, 2025

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – A company that emphasizes its unwavering commitment to trust and honesty, a phrase they repeat during all stages of interviews and is proudly posted on their website, has been lying about wages, vacation days, and job responsibilities “I was catfished by the company,” said Gwen, who went through the hiring…

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Slasher Film to Haunt U.S. Open Surrounds- Game set scream 1
August 11, 2025
Slasher Film to Haunt U.S. Open Surrounds
Entertainment
August 11, 2025

NEW YORK, New York – In the spirit of Wes Craven comes a new horror film set against the backdrop of America’s most iconic tennis event. Game Set Scream follows the adventures of one woman and the misadventures of five men. Following on the heels of the planned Game, Set, Matchmaker, a reality TV show…

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Netflix
August 6, 2025
Netflix Launches Jetflix, In-Air Film Service
Lifestyle
August 6, 2025

NEW YORK – Netflix, aiming to keep its edge in the top tier of streaming content providers, has inked a deal with three major airlines to extend users’ accounts to in-air viewing. American, Delta, and United have all agreed to partner with the venerable streamer on a new venture called Jetflix. Anyone who has a…

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Athlete outrage
August 6, 2025
Athletes Officially Run Out of Products to Endorse
Sports
August 6, 2025

In an announcement that rocked the sports world, there are no more products for professional athletes to endorse. “We should have seen this coming years ago, but just didn’t believe it would actually happen,” said Lou Trivell, founder of Trivell Promotions and Brokerage. “It’s a sad day for America and for crass, unbridled commercial exploitation.”…

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Kamala Inks New Meet-n-Greet Role- Kamala Harris cards
August 5, 2025
Kamala Inks New Meet-n-Greet Role
Politics
August 5, 2025

WASHINGTON – Kamala Harris, the Democratic presidential nominee in 2024, has a new job: she’ll be heading up a greeting card company. Harris, who recently said that she wouldn’t run for California governor, made the announcement at the company’s headquarters, surrounded by smiling employees. “For years, I’ve mastered the art of speaking for exactly 90…

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August 5, 2025
Job Numbers to Be Determined By Magic 8 Ball
Economy
August 5, 2025

Following President Trump’s dismissal of Commissioner of Labor Statistics Erika McEntarfer, future job numbers will now be determined by consulting a Magic 8 Ball. “The President has been using a custom made Magic 8 Ball to set tariff rates over the past six months,” said Commerce Secretary/Presidential Fluffer Howard Lutnick. “And that’s worked out pretty…

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The United States offers to make a trade with Denmark for Greenland- trump greenland
August 4, 2025
The United States offers to make a trade with Denmark for Greenland
Politics
August 4, 2025

In a bold move the Trump administration has finally offered to make a trade with Denmark for Greenland. The administration is strongly proposing that the US trades American Samoa and the Northern Mariana Islands to Denmark for Greenland. After all, most Americans don’t even know that the United States controls American Samoa (population 49,000) and…

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Alec Baldwin’s “Too Small” Mansion. He is Ready to Downsize His Family.- Alec Baldwin
August 4, 2025
Alec Baldwin’s “Too Small” Mansion. He is Ready to Downsize His Family.
Lifestyle
August 4, 2025

Earlier this year in the debut episode of his new TLC reality show The Baldwins, 66-year-old Alec Baldwin opened up about his family’s increasingly cramped living conditions in their 4,137-square-foot Devonshire House penthouse, which he described as “too small.” Despite the $11.7 million price tag, Baldwin’s home is packed to the brim with wife Hilaria,…

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Warner Bros. Greenlights Conservative Superman Reboot- Maga superman
August 1, 2025
Warner Bros. Greenlights Conservative Superman Reboot
Entertainment
August 1, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Following a $50 billion capitulation deal with the current White House administration, a conservative reboot of Superman has been given the greenlight by Warner Brothers. “We couldn’t be prouder to bring this anti-woke version of the beloved comic book character to the screen,” said an enthusiastic CEO Thomas Gilamersh, while a gun…

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Trump Claims Jeffrey Epstein Never Existed- trump epstein
July 31, 2025
Trump Claims Jeffrey Epstein Never Existed
Politics
July 31, 2025

In an unusual turn of events, President Donald Trump claims the late billionaire sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein didn’t actually exist. “People keep talking about Epstein, but frankly, I never heard of him,” said Trump during a press conference this morning in which he also blamed Joe Biden for causing the Chelyabinsk meteor to crash into…

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Gerrymandered Texas Maps Reveal Animal, Ghost-like Shapes- texas map
July 31, 2025
Gerrymandered Texas Maps Reveal Animal, Ghost-like Shapes
Politics
July 31, 2025

AUSTIN, Texas – Republicans in the Texas state house have released illustrations of the proposed new congressional maps, and some eagle-eyed observers have seen all manner of things in them. One map in particular, that of Dallas County, the state’s most populous, has produced some widespread sightings. “I see a floppy-eared dog,” said one reporter…

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American Eagle Raises Eyebrows (and Denim Hems) with Sydney Sweeney’s “Great Genes” Ad Campaign- sweeney
July 30, 2025
American Eagle Raises Eyebrows (and Denim Hems) with Sydney Sweeney’s “Great Genes” Ad Campaign
Lifestyle
July 30, 2025

NEW YORK, New York — American Eagle is making headlines this week after unveiling its latest ad campaign featuring Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney. The campaign, launched to promote the new “Sydney Jean” and raise awareness for domestic violence, has instead sparked a wave of online backlash over its questionable messaging, awkward wordplay, and a stunning…

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