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February 7, 2026
TrumpRx Unveils “Lucrative” Partnership with McDonald’s for Medication Dispensing
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February 7, 2026

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that blends fast food convenience expertise with pharmaceutical medical innovation, TrumpRx, the newly established pharmacy chain founded President Donald J. Trump, has announced a strategic partnership with McDonald’s Corporation. The agreement will introduce automated dispensing machines at select McDonald’s locations nationwide, offering prescription weight loss medications directly to customers….

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Sex Toys Users Celebrate The Federal Court’s Order That Halts Trump’s Tariffs- Sex Toys Users Celebrate The Federal Courts Order That Halts Trumps Tariffs
May 29, 2025
Sex Toys Users Celebrate The Federal Court’s Order That Halts Trump’s Tariffs
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May 29, 2025

LAS VEGAS, NV – The US Federal Court knocked down Trump’s reciprocal tariffs to the delight of many. The stock market jumped 500 points with the ruling announcement and with some positive news from Nvidia earnings.  The ruling will keep imported products, especially those from China, affordable to the American consumer. The sex toy industry…

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JFK Files Reveal Shocking Truth: Kennedy Died of Natural Causes, CIA Planted Bullet to Cover It Up- JFK Files Reveal Shocking Truth Kennedy Died of Natural Causes CIA Planted Bullet to Cover It Up
December 19, 2016
JFK Files Reveal Shocking Truth: Kennedy Died of Natural Causes, CIA Planted Bullet to Cover It Up
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December 19, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a revelation that has stunned historians, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who has ever watched the Zapruder film, newly released JFK assassination files have uncovered the shocking truth: John F. Kennedy actually died of natural causes, and the CIA hastily staged an assassination to, in their words, “make it look cool.” For decades,…

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