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Nation Rushes to Book Spirit Airlines Flights, Somehow the Safest Option- Nation Rushes to Book Spirit Airlines Flights Somehow the Safest Option
March 4, 2025
Nation Rushes to Book Spirit Airlines Flights, Somehow the Safest Option
Economy
March 4, 2025

SAN ANTONIO, TX – In a twist no one saw coming, not even Spirit itself, given that they sold off most of their airplanes last year, Americans are flocking to Spirit Airlines, not for its budget-friendly prices, but because it’s somehow become the one airline that might actually get you to your destination alive. Despite…

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JFK Files Reveal Shocking Truth: Kennedy Died of Natural Causes, CIA Planted Bullet to Cover It Up- JFK Files Reveal Shocking Truth Kennedy Died of Natural Causes CIA Planted Bullet to Cover It Up
December 19, 2016
JFK Files Reveal Shocking Truth: Kennedy Died of Natural Causes, CIA Planted Bullet to Cover It Up
Breaking
December 19, 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a revelation that has stunned historians, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who has ever watched the Zapruder film, newly released JFK assassination files have uncovered the shocking truth: John F. Kennedy actually died of natural causes, and the CIA hastily staged an assassination to, in their words, “make it look cool.” For decades,…

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DNC Discovers that Party Orders Comes From an AI - “Zardoz”- DNC Discovers that Party Orders Comes From an AI – Zardoz
December 19, 2016
DNC Discovers that Party Orders Comes From an AI – “Zardoz”
Politics
December 19, 2016

WASHINGTON, DC – The DNC party recently learned that the orders being issued to the party members and associated left leaning media have been generated by an AI entity. The DNC and the opposition suspected something was wrong after many statements on X, Bluesky, and Facebook for over a thousand democratic party politicians and left…

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Trump Negotiates for Russia to Receive Deported Venezuelans- Trump Negotiates for Russia to Receive Deported Venezuelans
December 19, 2016
Trump Negotiates for Russia to Receive Deported Venezuelans
December 19, 2016

WASHINGTON DC – Trump arranged for Russia to receive Venezuelan illegal immigrants and known gang members, after U.S. District Judge Janes E. Boasberg issued an order to temporarily stop the deportations of the illegal immigrants. Judge Boarberg disagreed with Trump’s position that the illegal and violent gang members were a threat to the US, and…

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Mexico Builds a Wall To Keep Out U.S. Egg Smugglers- Mexico Builds a Wall To Keep Out U.S. Egg Smugglers
December 19, 2016
Mexico Builds a Wall To Keep Out U.S. Egg Smugglers
Politics
December 19, 2016

EL PASO, TX – The skyrocketing price of eggs has driven desperate Americans to extreme measures, smuggling eggs across the Mexican border. In response, Mexico has taken drastic action, building a wall to keep out these dangerous egg traffickers, who are addicted to the lifestyle of omelets and quiches For those too broke to afford…

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