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DC Man Charged with Food Assault Wants His Sandwich Back- Subway sandwich
August 18, 2025
DC Man Charged with Food Assault Wants His Sandwich Back
Politics
August 18, 2025

WASHINGTON – The man arrested for throwing a sandwich at a federal officer wants his food back. “It’s my favorite, and it’s a far sight better than what they’re feeding me in here.” Sean Dunn had confronted a group of law enforcement officers in Washington and had shouted at them for a time. His final…

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August 17, 2025
Indian Man Held at Toronto Airport Arriving in Canada With Illegal Merchandise.
World
August 17, 2025

TORONTO, Canada — A 75-year-old Indian man, Iam Sukhwinder, was held today at the Toronto Pearson International Airport due to the quantity and variety of illegal items in his possession. Among the items found so far was a Rotti Dabba style pot filled with food, swords, shields, wooden sticks, curry spice bags, flat bread, scrolls…

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Man Swims across english channel only to die eating fish & Chips
August 16, 2025
Man Swims across english channel only to die eating fish & Chips
Comics
August 16, 2025
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IOWA man suffers from Carpal Tunnel on left hand after 10 years of Porn
August 16, 2025
IOWA man suffers from Carpal Tunnel on left hand after 10 years of Porn
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August 16, 2025
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August 16, 2025
From Khal Drogo to Kha No go
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August 16, 2025
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Family Shows signs of mold growth living in Apartment Neglected by Owner- Family Shows signs of mold growth living in Apartment Neglected by Owner
August 16, 2025
Family Shows signs of mold growth living in Apartment Neglected by Owner
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August 16, 2025
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Chicago Acupuncturist develop fast needle application technique with repeating gun- Chicago Acupuncturist develop fast needle application technique with repeating gun
August 16, 2025
Chicago Acupuncturist develop fast needle application technique with repeating gun
Comics
August 16, 2025
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August 16, 2025
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August 16, 2025
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70 year Old woman dies in coma, States that the she saw heaven and hell
August 16, 2025
70 year Old woman dies in coma, States that the she saw heaven and hell
Comics
August 16, 2025
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Trump’s Hole-in-One… Straight Into the Water- Trump Golf 1
August 16, 2025
Trump’s Hole-in-One… Straight Into the Water
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August 16, 2025
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Woman Stopped at the Atlanta Airport TSA. Fingernails considered an unauthorized weapon- Woman Stopped at the Atlanta Airport TSA. Fingernails considered an unauthorized weapon
August 16, 2025
Woman Stopped at the Atlanta Airport TSA. Fingernails considered an unauthorized weapon
Comics
August 16, 2025
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August 16, 2025
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August 16, 2025
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