Dinah Griffin has started leaving her laptop open while showering, hoping to entice an agent. “I angle the screen just right,” said Griffin, who has yet to receive any attention from a government surveillance agent. “Then I drop one strap of my tank top, gasp and put a piece of clear tape over my camera…
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AHMEDABAD, India – An Air India aircraft heading to London crashed soon after take-off last evening. The aircraft was engulfed in flames when it hit the ground. People on the ground and 240 of the 241 passengers perished in the tragic airplane crash. The accident is considered unique, with the miracle of a single survivor…
LOS ANGELES, California – Back when Joe Biden was president, Hunter Biden’s artwork was in high demand. His stick figures often brought in six figures. Many in the media presumed that was due to his artistic talent. Now, however, hard times have befallen the former first son and he seems to have lost any skill…
BURLINGTON, Vermont – President Trump announced new tariffs today while visiting the tallest filing cabinet in the world in Burlington, Vermont. The new tariff will target Canada specifically due to the amount of smoke coming from our northern neighbor. President Trump was visibly irritated with the amount of smoke in the air during his speech…
DAYTON, Ohio – After a lifetime of achieving nothing and only being great at disappointing others, award-winning underachiever Gavin has done it again, this time, by getting into a relationship with a woman who doesn’t exist, Eva AI, who wasn’t even created by a top AI company. Gavin, 44, a master of mediocrity, has spent…
LOS CABOS, Mexico – In a twist to the LA protests on illegal immigrants, California Governor Gavin Newsom became an illegal immigrant himself, in Mexico. The Governor escaped California through tunnels linking San Diego to Tijuana after the federal government issued an arrest order for the Governor due to his role in blocking the ICE…
PANESKE, Nigeria – Bono, the lead singer of the popular band U2, traveled to Nigeria to provide support for children in need. He is famous for helping to promote various events that raise awareness about the conditions of people in many African communities, including malnutrition and poverty. For this event, he was distributing copies of…
LONDON, England – In a surprising move, King Charles has unveiled a distinctive playlist of animal mating sounds, set to be featured in his upcoming Apple Music broadcast show. The monarch, who has long been an advocate for connecting with nature, stated, “These sounds connect me to the natural world in a profound way,” hinting…
WASHINGTON DC – The CDC published today the discovery of a new coronavirus that affects mostly politicians. The findings, published earlier this morning, have caused politicians to exhibit subtle changes in behavior over time, including a lack of empathy and moral values. The virus is believed to have gone undetected for many years, primarily because…
LONDON, England – Paul McCartney has announced that he will be working on new Beatles tracks using artificial intelligence. In the wake of the group’s recent hit “Now and Then,” which began as a demo that John Lennon never finished, McCartney said that he would use the same sort of digital engineering to make new…
SAN JOSE, California – Chad “The Disruptor” Jones, known for his inspirational “bro-etry” on LinkedIn, has actually been unemployed for four years and lives in the basement of his parents’ house. Chad posts on LinkedIn several times a day, claiming he’s a CEO, bragging about his success, and urging his many followers to buy his…
KHUMBU, Nepal – The Nepalese government has closed the Mt Everest South Base Camp indefinitely due to a century of feces buildup in the area. The number of humans visiting the area has increased significantly over time, resulting in overcrowding over the last decade. What was once a pristine environment became a large toilet bowl…
