LOS ANGELES, California – Back when Joe Biden was president, Hunter Biden’s artwork was in high demand.  His stick figures often brought in six figures.  Many in the media presumed that was due to his artistic talent.  Now, however, hard times have befallen the former first son and he seems to have lost any skill he may at one time have had as an artist.

Hunter Biden’s lawyers have confirmed that he hasn’t sold a single piece of art since his father left the White House.  As a result, he is nearly destitute and is forced to reside in a luxury seaside villa in Cape Town, South Africa. Biden’s lawyer Fort Newberry said, “We think it’s high time that Hunter Biden be left alone to live out his remaining 30 or 40 years in peace.  Clearly, all of the pressure he has been under has affected his ability to produce art.  He used to be so gifted, as almost anyone seeking access to Joe Biden while he was president can attest.”

While Hunter has been unable to sell any artwork, one of the Biden family dogs, a German Shepherd named Major, is now making a killing.  So far this year, Major has sold 11 paintings and 14 pencil sketches, all to a Ukrainian gentleman who goes only by the name Boris. A spokesperson for Boris said, “The dog is good painter. So what if he doesn’t stay inside lines.”

Naturally, Major’s art success didn’t sit well with Hunter, who reportedly said, “What’s the big deal?  I almost always stayed inside the lines.  That damn dog never liked me.  He was always trying to one up me.  Even when we played fetch.  When Jill would throw the ball, he always got to it first.  Of course, Jill always threw it to his side, so, like, it wasn’t even fair.  I hate that dog.”