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October 1, 2025
Dyslexia Is Caused by the Moon’s Gravitational Pull.
Science
October 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. – At a press conference this morning, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced that dyslexia is caused by the moon’s gravitational pull. “The link between the moon and dyslexia couldn’t be clearer,” said Kennedy, while drinking from a glass of raw sewage.  “More people now have been diagnosed with dyslexia than ever…

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September 30, 2025
McDonalds Launches a New Hamburger for the Fall
Lifestyle
September 30, 2025

CHICAGO, Illinois – McDonalds announced today the launch of a new signature hamburger as part of its creative marketing effort to increase declining sales and hamburger sizes. New McDonalds Pumpkin Burger Debuts for Fall Season The new hamburger, named McPumpkin, is being launched as a fall promotional item with three options to choose from: Cinnamon…

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September 30, 2025
Meta’s Smart Glasses Update Will Shock You.
Science
September 30, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, California – It appears that a future software upgrade of Meta’s “smart” glasses will be full of features that will take users through varying levels of frustration. The company recently released its new Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses, complete with AI elements designed to compete with the world’s best. According to a well-known tech…

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September 29, 2025
Middle Age woman: Honey, Can you turn Down The heat
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September 29, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS: Astronaut Team Assembled For Mission to Destroy Incoming Planet Killer Comet 3I/Atlas.- SpaceX Atlas
September 27, 2025
BREAKING NEWS: Astronaut Team Assembled For Mission to Destroy Incoming Planet Killer Comet 3I/Atlas.
Science
September 27, 2025

STARBASE, Texas – The US Military in collaboration with SpaceX have assembled the final team to crew Starships 11 and 12 destined to meteor 3I/ATLAS which is racing towards earth at supersonic speed. The meteor is an intergalactic body recently discovered entering our solar system from deep space and in collision course with Earth. As…

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September 26, 2025
Local Man Convinced “If it Doesn’t Scan, It’s Free”
Local
September 26, 2025

KANSAS CITY, Kansas —Local Man Bob Baxter, 67, is convinced that “If it doesn’t scan, it’s free” is state law, despite lawyer friends telling him it is not. “I will take this issue to the Supreme Court,” he announced at a recent family dinner. “I was willing to let it go when the ninety-nine-cent pack…

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September 26, 2025
Stone-Throwing Couple in Glass House Killed by Meteor, House Intact
Local
September 26, 2025

CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina – George and Emily Neylander, a married couple known for frequently and brazenly throwing stones, were killed by a giant meteor just a few yards outside of their glass house, which was completely undamaged. “I told them this kind of thing could happen, but they didn’t listen,” says Rhodes Bomars, a…

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September 26, 2025
I Identify Myself As White
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September 26, 2025
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September 25, 2025
Call 1-800-SATELLITE TO ACTIVATE SERVICE
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September 25, 2025
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September 25, 2025
Gulf of America to Be Renamed Gulf of Charlie Kirk
Politics
September 25, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In President Trump’s latest executive order, the Gulf of America will be renamed the Gulf of Charlie Kirk. “I take this action to enshrine a great, loving patriot who constantly warned us of the perils of immigrants flooding our nation and turning us into a colony,” wrote the president. “Plus, this will…

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September 25, 2025
Ford Prototype Vanishes at 88MPH During Test Run
Science
September 25, 2025

DEARBORN, Michigan – Art became life for the Ford Motor Company when one of their new prototypes vanished into thin air during a test drive. Officials were introducing the new Ford Tempo Flux, a sedan that runs on a super-secret technology known as a flux capacitator. The company says that the new car is supposed…

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September 24, 2025
He Needs To Park, But His Wife Did Not Join Him Today.
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September 24, 2025
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