WASHINGTON, DC – The Trump administration is moving to fire the Fed Governor Lisa Cook, claiming to have evidence of Mortgage Fraud by Cook. Allegedly, Cook double-dipped on primary residence claims for two loans mere weeks apart. Trump claims that he has the right to remove Cook for gross negligence. Of course, this comes from the man whose own empire was slapped with a $355 million fraud judgment for inflating asset values to snag sweeter loans. 

Republican leaders claim that the Trump administration has the most experienced leaders who can detect Mortgage fraud. We speculate that this is possible due to decades of learning, developing, and applying general fraud. For the first time since the beginning of the Trump administration, no one on the left is contesting these claims. The big question we heard from the democratic supporters is: “If Trump’s crew is policing fraud, who’s watching the fraudsters?”

Powell, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, already made clear to the Trump administration that they have no jurisdiction and that they will defend Lisa Cook at all costs.

A Trump supporter close to the matter stated that Cook will be replaced “by someone they trust and, therefore, of good moral character.”