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DOGE Cuts Needed USAID Funding to Bolivian Tadpoles
April 10, 2025
DOGE Cuts Needed USAID Funding to Bolivian Tadpoles
Science
April 10, 2025

Elon Musk and DOGE continue to search for waste, fraud and abuse within the federal government.  Yet, some vital programs are also being cut, including USAID funding to provide diapers for incontinent tadpoles in Bolivia. Known as “tad pads” within the USAID building, these diapers are said to improve the self-esteem of the little Bolivian…

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NASA’s Newest Space Telescope to Search for the Key Ingredients of Life- NASAs Newest Space Telescope to Search for the Key Ingredients of Life
March 12, 2025
NASA’s Newest Space Telescope to Search for the Key Ingredients of Life
Science
March 12, 2025

CAPE CANEVERAL, FL – NASA will soon launch its newest space telescope, dubbed SPHEREx, which is designed to figure out precisely what life in the Milky Way is all about.  SPHERx will also serve as a sort of galactic Uber for a secondary tag along mission for something called PUNCH.  The PUNCH is to see…

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