WOODSBORO, California – A local roommate remains adamant that they had nothing to do with the shattered glass in the kitchen sink, despite being the only other person in the apartment at the time and living in a two-bed, two-bath apartment. “I didn’t even go near the sink today,” she said, arms crossed. “Maybe it was already cracked? Or maybe Stevanah put it down too hard this morning and didn’t realize.”

The broken glass was reportedly last seen intact in the kitchen sink, after the glass’s owner, Stevanah, had left it there before heading to work. Between then and Stevanah’s return, it had somehow flung itself into the sink and exploded into pieces, according to the roommate’s explanation.

“I didn’t touch it. I swear on my mother’s grave,” said the roommate, who was home alone, had no guests over, and has previously denied responsibility for the toilet paper rapidly running out, burnt spatula, and cracked coffee mug. “Maybe it was the wind? Or a ghost? This place is weird. Like haunted weird.”

She later suggested the glass might not have even belonged to Stevanah.

“I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that one on my shelf before,” she added. 

Stevanah, when reached for comment, responded, “It’s her. If we have a ghost, how come she’s never been the victim of the ghost’s actions?”

At press time, several leftovers had also vanished into thin air, though the roommate swore she hadn’t seen them either and helpfully suggested Stevanah start using her shelves, since the ghost leaves her items alone.