WASHINGTON, D.C — President Trump announced today that he signed an executive order earlier today over breakfast while eating an Egg McMuffin at the white house. The revelation came as a surprise even for the White House staff, who were not aware of the order signed earlier. Sources reveal to The Perineal that the White House has had challenges in preparing meals for the President, staff, and guests for the last month due to staffing issues. Rumors are that earlier this year, the white house let go of all staff deemed DEI, and then, last month, ICE raided the White House kitchen unannounced, removing 12 food preparation-related staff members. 

It is not clear if McDonald’s will set up a full kitchen and counter at the white house. Current remodel suggests that the big ballroom will have a McDonald’s counter for food orders by the elite staff and dignitaries who visit the home for dinners. The White House wanted to have this self-service McDonald’s open for the recent AI dinner with Mark Zuckerberger and Bill Gates; however, the remodel was not completed in time. Elon Musk refused the dinner invitation over the originally planned menu items.

Grand opening for the White House McDonald’s is set for Thanksgiving. The white House applied to the local City for the installation of a tall sign with the iconic golden arches on the front lawn