ATCHINSON, Kansas – 45 people were killed suffocated in Kansas yesterday by large amounts of popcorn. The Millers were having their wedding in the backyard of their home when an unusual storm instantaneously lid up the corn fields behind their property. The corn in the field, which was ready for harvest, almost instantly converted into popcorn, creating a chaotic scene. Many at the wedding were unable to escape due to the weight of the large amounts of popcorn.

The Millers have been living together for many years and have just decided to formalize their union. They have been planning the wedding for a year after Karen Miller inherited the corn farm from her grandparents. They are survived by 2 children, 3 and 4, who were seen after the wedding enjoying the popcorn. Donations to honor the couple can be made to the (CCGMO) Center for Corn GMO Research Institute.