WASHINGTON, DC – Homeland Security issued a statement today confirming that Kristi Neom, the US Secretary of Homeland Security, was taken to the hospital today due to an allergic reaction. Noem, 53, heads the government agency with roughly 260,000 employees. She has many duties, including immigration enforcement and disaster response. The reason for the allergic reaction is not fully understood, but it happened when she saw yet another anti-ICE protest. Doctors believe that she has, over time, developed an allergic reaction to seeing those protests on television.

Doctors consider the allergic reaction a mild one, and it is nothing to worry about. She expects to have a full recovery soon and return to work by Friday this week. We visited with her at the hospital, and she was in very good spirits. “Bring it on, I am ready!” . Earlier this year. Her purse was stolen with $3000 in cash, her keys, driver’s license, passport, and Homeland Security badge. Due to the lack of a sense of security, Noen’s work badge has been indefinitely revoked, and she can no longer work from any Homeland Security offices.