PORTLAND, Oregon – The Perineal was able to acquire the latest images of the comet 3I/Atlas through special sources, taken from a previously undisclosed Japanese space telescope. Using sophisticated AI enhancements and other tools, we were able to enhance the image enough to understand that the comet is not a comet at all. The article’ Traveling Through Space’ appears to depict an alien glass-type dome party ship. To our surprise, the spaceship has many stories with different environments for social interaction resembling an Earth-style Nightclub.

We employed our AI enhancements and image sharpening tool again to find that the aliens on the discovered ship resemble the Ferengi species from the TV series Star Trek. We wanted to publish this as soon as possible, as the comet has generated considerable speculation on social media and among astronomy enthusiasts. The experts’ concerns are that these species may have a heightened sense of their surroundings and be aware of the large number of people directing their attention to the comet. The last thing we need on earth is another greedy species.

The finding did raise several questions. How can this species on this comet resemble so closely in appearance to those on a TV show? Are the creators of Star Trek actually from planet Earth? We also considered the possibility that the AI enhancements may have provided poor results; however, we find this explanation unplausible since we use AI images on our articles and reporting, and we always find them accurate.