NEW YORK, New York — In a plot twist that even Jeffrey Epstein couldn’t have conspired to do, Ghislaine Maxwell, the British socialite turned convicted sex trafficker, has launched a desperate plea to the U.S. Supreme Court. Sentenced to 20 years in 2022 for her role in Epstein’s underage massage empire, Maxwell is now arguing that a dusty 2007 plea deal, inked by her late boss and close client, should shield her from all accountability. “It’s like diplomatic immunity, but for pedophile procurers,” her lawyers argued in filings with the Court.

The Court agreed to allow Ghislaine Maxwell to meet with New York’s attorney general to clarify to the public who was flying the Virgin Island Express, then owned by Epstein, since the list is not being made public.

Sources close to Maxwell whisper she is also making a personal plea to Donald Trump, the man who once called Epstein a “terrific guy” before conveniently “ending” their friendship over stolen gardeners. Trump, fresh off his 2024 victory and eyeing next year’s midterms, allegedly owes Maxwell a favor or twelve. There is growing evidence that a large number of influential men were part of the Lolita flight to Epstein’s private island; however, the White House will not release the Epstein files.

Maxwell might soon be sipping martinis at Mar-a-Lago, toasting to favors repaid. After all, in elite circles, loyalty is thicker than indictments.