TEL AVIV, Israel – Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu decided today that it’s time to gamble it all. He went down to the local lottery house after stopping by the bank and decided to gamble all his assets, everything his family owns and cherishes, on one lottery ticket. People on the streets asked him what he was doing, and he was upfront to explain: “I’m just going to gamble everything I have and hope for the best. I feel like I can win this one”. When asked what he would do if he did not win, if his luck did not go his way, he responded in very calm terms and with no doubt: “If push comes to shove, I’m going to call my brother, I am sure he will help me out. That is my backup plan”.

The Lottery draw is Saturday at 10 PM local time. Most believe that without a logical plan, PM Netanyahu will be calling his brother soon. Nobody knows if his brother will assist since he was not consulted first on his choices.

Update June 21st, 2025: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu did have to call his brother and ask for help. Luckily, the brother listened and agreed to rescue the Prime Minister.