ORLANDO, FL – Disney Plus has announced it is planning to produce a Live Action Muppets movie entitled, “The Muppets Take Hollywood! With real live muppets. In this totally original idea (because we are using actors as muppets not puppets) Kermit, Fonsie Bear and Gonzo head to Hollywood to revive their careers with a reality show”. Disney says they plan to make wholesomeness great again. It will be released on Disney Plus during the 2026 Holiday Season.
We at the Perennial have gotten our greedy little hands on Disney’s wish list for actors:
Kermit the Frog: Martin Short
Fonsie Bear: Steve Martin
Miss Piggy: Dolly Parton
Gonzo: Pete Davidson
Chicken 1: Lady Gaga
Chicken 2: Dual Lupa
Scooter: Adam Sandler
Rizzo the Rat: Danny Divito
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Wallace Shaw
Beaker: Bill Nye
Rizzo the Rat: Danny Divito
Animal: Jason Mamoa
Janice: Selena Gomez
Note: For those of you who don’t know Janice is the singer in Animals band and adds another female role.
The screenplay is being written by AI but edited by interns.
