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March 13, 2025
White House Playdate Ends in Tears as Zelensky Keeps ‘Shiny Rocks’ to Himself
Politics
March 13, 2025

In a diplomatic meltdown that aides are calling “both regrettable and deeply avoidable,” White House staff were forced to separate President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy after a heated dispute over Zelenskyy’s refusal to share his shiny rocks ended in tears. According to sources, tensions flared the moment Zelenskyy pulled up in his…

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March 12, 2025
NASA’s Newest Space Telescope to Search for the Key Ingredients of Life
Science
March 12, 2025

CAPE CANEVERAL, FL – NASA will soon launch its newest space telescope, dubbed SPHEREx, which is designed to figure out precisely what life in the Milky Way is all about.  SPHERx will also serve as a sort of galactic Uber for a secondary tag along mission for something called PUNCH.  The PUNCH is to see…

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March 11, 2025
Go Back!’ World Tells Americans Fleeing for Affordable Healthcare and Clean Water
World
March 11, 2025

World – The rest of the world has had it up to here with the mass influx of Americans coming to their countries and refusing to leave, forcing several nations to introduce an American ban. The sweeping restrictions include canceling visas, bulldozing hostels, and creating a separate, more grueling customs process for anyone carrying a passport…

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March 9, 2025
French to Impose Tourism Tax on Americans
World
March 9, 2025

PARIS, France – French President Emmanuel Macron announced a tough new tax aimed specifically at Americans. It’s a tourism tariff, and it applies to every purchase made anywhere in lands owned by France. Going forward, customers in France will have to show their passports when buying things or visiting tourist destinations like Notre Dame and…

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March 8, 2025
The Solar System: A Celestial Tapestry
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March 8, 2025

ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…

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March 7, 2025
From the Sun to Neptune: A Glimpse of the Solar System
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March 7, 2025

ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…

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March 6, 2025
The Planets and Their Mysteries
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March 6, 2025

ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…

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March 6, 2025
American Tourist Doesn’t Share Vacation Photos on Social Media, Stuns Family
Lifestyle
March 6, 2025

ORLANDO, Florida – A Florida woman shocked her family by traveling to Italy – and not sharing any photos or videos on social media. Amberleigh Smith, 22, recently traveled with a friend to Florence, Italy, for three weeks. Despite the lengthy trip, Amberleigh and her friend, Sara, didn’t record a single TikTok or Instagram reel…

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March 5, 2025
Lawyer Drops Cannibal Client After Learning He’s Never Been to Therapy, Calls It a ‘Major Red Flag’
Local
March 5, 2025

HOMOSASSA, FL – Scrolling past the gory images of torn limbs, decapitated heads, and half-bitten thighs on her laptop, Defense Attorney Jamie simply couldn’t believe it when she came across the file detailing that her alleged cannibal client had never been to therapy before. “Shut up,” she gasped at the time of discovery, “I can’t…

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March 4, 2025
Nation Rushes to Book Spirit Airlines Flights, Somehow the Safest Option
Economy
March 4, 2025

SAN ANTONIO, TX – In a twist no one saw coming, not even Spirit itself, given that they sold off most of their airplanes last year, Americans are flocking to Spirit Airlines, not for its budget-friendly prices, but because it’s somehow become the one airline that might actually get you to your destination alive. Despite…

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