YELLOWSTONE, Wyoming – In addition to finding massive amounts of waste and fraud within the federal government, DOGE also demands federal workers to return to the office full-time. Naturally, there is great resistance among many of the federal workers to do so. This has been a major topic for workers at Yellowstone Park, where representatives…
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In a diplomatic meltdown that aides are calling “both regrettable and deeply avoidable,” White House staff were forced to separate President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy after a heated dispute over Zelenskyy’s refusal to share his shiny rocks ended in tears. According to sources, tensions flared the moment Zelenskyy pulled up in his…
CAPE CANEVERAL, FL – NASA will soon launch its newest space telescope, dubbed SPHEREx, which is designed to figure out precisely what life in the Milky Way is all about. SPHERx will also serve as a sort of galactic Uber for a secondary tag along mission for something called PUNCH. The PUNCH is to see…
World – The rest of the world has had it up to here with the mass influx of Americans coming to their countries and refusing to leave, forcing several nations to introduce an American ban. The sweeping restrictions include canceling visas, bulldozing hostels, and creating a separate, more grueling customs process for anyone carrying a passport…
PARIS, France – French President Emmanuel Macron announced a tough new tax aimed specifically at Americans. It’s a tourism tariff, and it applies to every purchase made anywhere in lands owned by France. Going forward, customers in France will have to show their passports when buying things or visiting tourist destinations like Notre Dame and…
ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…
ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…
ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…
ORLANDO, Florida – A Florida woman shocked her family by traveling to Italy – and not sharing any photos or videos on social media. Amberleigh Smith, 22, recently traveled with a friend to Florence, Italy, for three weeks. Despite the lengthy trip, Amberleigh and her friend, Sara, didn’t record a single TikTok or Instagram reel…
HOMOSASSA, FL – Scrolling past the gory images of torn limbs, decapitated heads, and half-bitten thighs on her laptop, Defense Attorney Jamie simply couldn’t believe it when she came across the file detailing that her alleged cannibal client had never been to therapy before. “Shut up,” she gasped at the time of discovery, “I can’t…
SAN ANTONIO, TX – In a twist no one saw coming, not even Spirit itself, given that they sold off most of their airplanes last year, Americans are flocking to Spirit Airlines, not for its budget-friendly prices, but because it’s somehow become the one airline that might actually get you to your destination alive. Despite…
ASTORIA, Oregon – The Solar System, a vast and intriguing ensemble, serves as the cosmic neighborhood for Earth. Anchored by the Sun at its center, this celestial system comprises eight primary planets, each offering unique characteristics and mysteries. Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, is a small, rocky world with extreme temperatures. Venus, often…
