Economy

MENLO PARK, CA — After years of hard work and dedication, it finally paid off: Meta executives were overjoyed, some even wiping away tears, as they proudly announced their 200% bonuses. In what was regarded as the most heartfelt speech to be given at Meta, the execs addressed the soon-to-be-laid-off employees, who, tragically, hadn’t caught on…

SAN ANTONIO, TX – In a twist no one saw coming, not even Spirit itself, given that they sold off most of their airplanes last year, Americans are flocking to Spirit Airlines, not for its budget-friendly prices, but because it’s somehow become the one airline that might actually get you to your destination alive. Despite…