WASHINGTON DC – Trump arranged for Russia to receive Venezuelan illegal immigrants and known gang members, after U.S. District Judge Janes E. Boasberg issued an order to temporarily stop the deportations of the illegal immigrants. Judge Boarberg disagreed with Trump’s position that the illegal and violent gang members were a threat to the US, and also issued a finding that the Trump administration improperly used an 18th century wartime declaration targeting the Venezuelan gang members.
The flights carrying the Venezuelan gang members was diverted mid-air to Russia under an agreement for the Russian Army to receive the Venezuelans who are now heading to Russia voluntarily. Under this agreement, no special orders are needed and the Justice system has no space to maneuver to block Trump since the travel is made voluntarily.
The Venezuelan gang members will train the Russian army on how to be more violent against the Ukrainian army should the cease-fire end. Additionally, they will also be foreign army combatants on the front line side by side with Russian soldiers, and if they survive the war, they will be allowed back to US prisons, for which the immigrants voiced their pleasure for free housing and free food. The request from Putin came after he found out that the North Korean soldiers were of little help once the soldiers discovered they had access to porn while outside North Korea, something they were not aware of. North Korean soldiers now never leave their tents, and their use of toilet paper quickly depleted the already short supply provided to the Russian soldiers.