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CUPPERTINO, CA – Apple has made its phone less secure for the first time in history due to a demand from none other than the UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. In an unusual request, the UK government demanded that Apple reduce its phone encryption so that the UK government can monitor and act upon any messages…

MOSCOW, Russia – U.S. President Donald Trump announced the end of the war between Russia and Ukraine, illustrating the terms of the agreement with a Sharpie pen. Going forward, the majority of Ukraine is now a part of Russia. “Mister Putin and I had a great conversation, such a great talk,” Trump said. “We came…

World – The rest of the world has had it up to here with the mass influx of Americans coming to their countries and refusing to leave, forcing several nations to introduce an American ban. The sweeping restrictions include canceling visas, bulldozing hostels, and creating a separate, more grueling customs process for anyone carrying a passport…

PARIS, France – French President Emmanuel Macron announced a tough new tax aimed specifically at Americans. It’s a tourism tariff, and it applies to every purchase made anywhere in lands owned by France. Going forward, customers in France will have to show their passports when buying things or visiting tourist destinations like Notre Dame and…