Entertainment

ORLANDO, FL – Disney Plus has announced it is planning to produce a Live Action Muppets movie entitled, “The Muppets Take Hollywood! With real live muppets. In this totally original idea (because we are using actors as muppets not puppets) Kermit, Fonsie Bear and Gonzo head to Hollywood to revive their careers with a reality…

Hollywood, California – At long last, a new actor has been named to play James Bond. It is Tom Cruise, and the name of the new film is Undercover Revelations. The announcement came in a joint statement from Danjaq LLC and Metro-Goldwyn Mayer, which jointly own the rights to the iconic spy franchise. Cruise, star…

KENSIGNTON, Philadelphia — Citing the miraculous weight-loss effects of shooting up Ozempic, former drug addict Kelly Osbourne has declared it a revolutionary breakthrough. Having dabbled in Percocet, Vicodin, and heroin in her younger years, up to the age of 39, Osbourne insists that her “primary addiction” had always been food.   “Drugs have always made me feel…