SAN JOSE, California – Chad “The Disruptor” Jones, known for his inspirational “bro-etry” on LinkedIn, has actually been unemployed for four years and lives in the basement of his parents’ house. Chad posts on LinkedIn several times a day, claiming he’s a CEO, bragging about his success, and urging his many followers to buy his masterclass so they can be successful as well.
In his long-winded LinkedIn posts, Chad details exactly what he does to be “so successful,” including waking up at 4 a.m. daily, abstaining from using any emojis (except for the wolf emoji, which he overuses), and eating only pounds of meat.
“Vegetables are for betas,” began one of Chad’s most viral LinkedIn posts. Chad is also well-known for his podcast, “Alpha Disruptor Mayhem.” However, according to Chad’s friends, his success is not what it seems.
“All Chad is disrupting is his mother and her friends playing cards every time he emerges from the basement,” said his friend Steve (last name unknown).
Steve went on to explain that Chad lost his job as a personal trainer in early 2021, moved in with his parents and instantly started selling fraudulent master classes.
“His grift has been working really well this whole time, but people on LinkedIn have started wondering what Chad actually does,” Steve explained.
“The answer is, not much.”
Steve went on to say that he hopes his friend decides to get back on the job hunt. “There’s nothing wrong with being unemployed, but there’s a lot wrong with defrauding people,” Steve explained. “Also, I hope he stops with his weird anti-vegetable narrative. I don’t think eating only pounds of meat is good for you.”
